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An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport: . . . and Other Random Thoughts from Childhood to Fatherhood

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Author: Kenny Mayne
Publisher: Crown
Category: Book

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Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars

9 reviews
Sales Rank: 5512

Media: Hardcover
Edition: 1
Pages: 256
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 1
Dimensions (in): 9.2 x 6.1 x 1

ISBN: 0307396150
Dewey Decimal Number: 818.602
EAN: 9780307396150
ASIN: 0307396150

Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
Painstakingly faithful to its title, Kenny Mayne’s book is neither complete nor is it particularly accurate. Ostensibly an A-to-Z encyclopedia of all known sports, many sports are never mentioned. There’s not a word about rugby, volleyball, Roller Derby, swimming, or (shockingly) Basque pelota or shinty. There is a chapter about sliding, but none about skiing. Competitive eating and rhythmic gymnastics will have to wait for another book. However, there are roughly eight chapters about tackle football–“the greatest sport in the world, and everyone knows it”–and a good four or five about horse racing, so quit complaining before you’ve even read the book. There will be plenty of time for complaining after you’ve finished it (about an hour from now–tops).

Those sports that are covered in the book are examined with exhaustive inattention to unretained detail. Many chapters have nothing to do with sport. For instance, the chapter on hunting is about hunting for a hassle-free triple tall Americano light on the water.

So, then, what exactly is this book-like thing you hold in your hands? Part nostalgic memoir (like the summer Mark Sansaver hit 843 home runs in backyard Wiffle ball), part Dave Barry—esque riffs (like explaining bocce to non-Italians), part scholarly tract (includes the origins of tackle football), and part metafiction (see “Time-outs”). . . all with illustrations drawn by Kenny’s daughters, it is what Kenny calls his anti coffee-table book, or Coaster. The publisher calls it $24.95. Reviewers like Michiko Kakutani may call it “insipid,” but because Kenny has included a revolutionary “backwords” following the book’s foreword, she’ll have to call it an “insipid breakthrough” of a book.

So what is this book-like thing? Like the great mysteries in life, you’ll have to decide for yourself.

*That would include a thought I just had. This thought had something to do with Wiffle ball. What a great chapter. But that’s not to say the chapter on hunting is terrible even though it’s mostly about coffee. Plus I wrote stuff about my children. There’s even a chapter on jai alai. This book has both still photographs and still illustrations. It doesn’t have any moving pictures. That would have required the inclusion of a projector and a big white screen in the book, and I’m trying to take a stand on energy conservation. Strangely enough, Ken Griffey Jr. asked me if the book would have video. This will make sense when you read the chapter on him.

I wish I'd written about the Seattle Pilots. I used to go to their games when I was nine. My favorite player was Tommy Harper. But this isn't just a sports book. It covers all sorts of things. I hope they place it in the Miscellaneous section. That should draw a lot of attention. I was told that the presence of a sub-title would sell more books. How am I doing with you? Make sure to tell people about this alluring and informative sub-title. This sub-title is longer than some of my chapters.

Customer Reviews: Read 4 more reviews...

2 out of 5 stars

Good for ESPN, not for a novel October 2, 2008
Toby J. Randall (Kansas City, MO)
0 out of 2 found this review helpful

I get it, Kenny Mayne is the new cerebral host on ESPN. Well, now that Olberman and Kilborn have left and Dan Patrick is doing who knows what. That may work on a one hour program that most of us either watch at 2:00 in the morning or have on as background noise when we are getting ready for work. It doesn't work in this book. If I wanted to read someone's neurotic and jumbled thoughts about everything (sports being one of the more minor topics here) in their life, then I would head on over to see what Oprah thinks I should read.

4 out of 5 stars

More Random thoughts than sports July 31, 2008
Michelle L. Sloop (missouri)
I am a Kenny Mayne fan and I enjoyed his book. Parts had me laughing out loud. Other parts made no sense. Much like Kenny's segments on NFL Countdown. The drawings by his kids were a great extra.

5 out of 5 stars

Kenny Mayne book July 26, 2008
Carol Ableman
I bought this book because I like Kenny's sense of humor. I was right, it was funny and a quick delightful read.

3 out of 5 stars

Goofy Book That Lacks Focus is for Mayne Fans Only July 12, 2008
Mediaman (USA)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

If you love Kenny Mayne's goofy, dry sense of humor then you may enjoy this humor book. It's not a serious look at the history of sport (though there are a few "relevant facts" tossed in) but rather a humor book in the style of the recent books from Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert. Because it lacks any focus and hyper-actively jumps from thought to thought with little development of any single idea the book ultimately is only for those male readers who have a short attention span and probably don't like to read much.

He covers traditional and oddball sports, including badminton, bocce, rowing, dodgeball and wiffle ball. There's also a section on carnival games. These chapters range from a a couple paragraphs to five pages, so none are really developed enough to make much of a point.

He includes pictures drawn by his daughters, shares some personal information (which we don't know if it's true because so much of the book is written in a mocking style), and even spends time talking about Dancing with the Stars. It may make a good book for dad for Christmas or Father's Day.

Unless you are a huge Kenny fan the book is probably not your thing. There isn't enough solid information in it and the joking tones gets old really fast. It would have been better if he would have truly done some solid research, presented an interesting perspective on sports history and then tossed in some humor along the way. Instead he has written a book that ends up being just one big joke--and it isn't that funny.

4 out of 5 stars

Mike Hegan, Spencer Haywood, Lori Beiberstein, and Carolee June 17, 2008
L. Personette (Bay Area, California)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

...are memories I share with Kenny. I received the book for father's day and finished it sitting in the grandstands at the US Open at Torrey Pines. I enjoyed the book a lot, but it's probably because Kenny and I have fairly parallel memories of Seattle area sports - Pilots (I still have my Pilots Mike Hegan bat day giveaway), Sonics, Seahawks, Huskies, etc. - and because we both went to TJHS (I was a year ahead). Coincidentally, we both were on our honeymoons when Cal Ripken broke the record.

Trying to be objective, I wish there were a few more sports stories and sports memories, even if they were Seattle-centric or solely Kenny's. Kenny does overuse several literary devices, but I doubt that's intentional since he'd probably claim he doesn't know what literary devices are. He certainly didn't learn about them at TJ.

I am going to have my wife read the book to see if she can be more objective/critical since she didn't go to school with Kenny and knows little about Seattle sports (except what I have told her). I'll make sure she posts a review.

Give it a read... if you do, you'll never approach Monopoly trades in the same way again. Nice job Kenny!

Lyle Personette TJ '76

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